I know next to nothing about the Big Bang Theory, I think I've seen two episodes, but this was incredibly amusing. I could also see Monk doing the same thing...have you see that show?

“Really? ‘Pretty much the same’? ‘Probably?’ Do you apply that principle to your research, too?"

What a scientist-y thing to say.

I like the solution, just ask for two unsliced pieces. :)

BTW, a tiny nitpick...you forgot the commas before quotation marks again. ;) *beta mode off*