liebedance did this one a while ago... I never got around to doing it, but right now a) I am bored, and b) I need to do something that isn't Electromagnetism, Mechanics, or Optics!
Pick any character from the Harry Potter / Swallows and Amazons / Lord of The Rings, Hobbit, Silmarillion / Firefly / any fandom you know I'm familiar with, and I'll answer the following questions: